| Mohammed writes:
I have been living in the United States for 25 years
and I am going to Iran this summer to hopefully find my long desired
wife. I am disturbed by rumors that nowadays Iranian girls engage
in sexual intercourse and then have surgery “down there” to “regain”
their virginity. Is this true, and if so, how can I tell if my prospective
bride is trying to fool me on my wedding night?
Sex Sultan writes:
Dude! What’s with the whole virgin bride obsession?
I personally have never understood the appeal of a sexually ignorant
woman. I usually prefer my fruits ripe, not green. But then again,
it may be that you are so lacking in confidence in your sexual prowess
that you don’t want to suffer any comparison? Whatever your hang-ups
may be, it just ain’t cool to put your potential life partner under
such unfair scrutiny (especially if you have had your share of sexual
partners). Because of people like you, sadly, every year, doctors
across America perform hymen repair surgery on hundreds of young
women who fear stigmatization -- or worse -- if their sexual experience
is uncovered. The surgery involves repairing the hymenal ring inside
a woman's vagina, and can only be performed on women who have had
relatively little intercourse. A typical hymen repair surgery involves
suturing the remnants of the ruptured hymen together along with
a gelatin capsule containing a blood-like substance, which will
then burst during intercourse. Are you aroused yet???
The procedure is considered relatively simple but is illegal in
most Middle-Eastern countries. However, confidential reports indicate
that it is performed unofficially so there very well may be doctors
who perform it in Iran, either in private clinics or even private
residences. In most cases, the surgery is virtually undetectable
after complete healing. So if you are looking for some sort of physical
clues whether your wife was doing the hanky-panky before you came
along, it is very unlikely that you will find any.
But dude, seriously, a thin membrane inside your future bride’s
vaginal opening should not be the subject of such an obsession.
I mean, who cares if she did it with Moe, Larry and Curly before
you came along? As long as she took the necessary precautions and
doesn’t have little brats running around or worse, an STD or two,
why don’t you just sit back, relax and enjoy what she has learned
from her dating days?
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